Jizzasaur

A person who jizzes more than once a day

1. Dude! That guy is a total Jizzasaur.

by epicfff October 5, 2009

jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Fizzaster

When you run out of prosecco

We are out of prosecco and the shop is shut. What a fizzaster

by Ginandchips June 7, 2020

Jonzaster

A whiny white boy who tries to act cool. Has an Instagram account and is a total Cunt. Talks Shit about Fortnite yet has tons of Fortnite posts on his account. Completely obsesses over the dumbest of things and is a huge Dork

Person1: I hate this game
Person2: You literally wear that games Merch, don’t be such a Jonzaster

by TikTokHater September 8, 2020

pizzasterisk

in the universe of my father this term meant "the other" the "undesireable." soon to find out however, was the astinian republic, pizzasterisk was the most powerful weapon. with the power of thousands of suns, pizzasterisk spread, and soon the multiverse was fragmented.

"pizzasterisk"
"asterisk pizza!!"

by Expellfar June 20, 2022

rizzaster

A person with rizz so bad it’s a disaster

Example : Bros a rizzaster

by 2braincellAden March 1, 2023

Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant

Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023