When a dude is about to jizz in a girls mouth, he grabs whip cream and unloads in her mouth and fills her mouth with whip cream and she eats it- Jizzert. Also a strawberry may be added to increase flavor.
She wasnt expecting it when i grabbed a can of whip cream came in her mouth and filled it with whip cream and stuffed a strawberry in her mouth, it was a strawberry jizzert.
by Ray Reynolds February 24, 2008
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by peterminator February 22, 2011
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Stacy : yo have you eaten jeremys JizzTarts yet? heard there really good
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!
by Dylan Weideman January 24, 2018
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Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"
Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"
Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"
by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018
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"Jizzargo, stop blocking the damn passage!"
"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"
"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"
by PussyFiller69 August 13, 2019
Get the Jizzargo mug.When you ejaculate into a toasted pop tart and give it to your best friend to eat, A bond that is unbreakable is then formed.
"Hey, I made you a jizztart."
"What's that?"
"You'll see"
"thank you so much"
*chomp chomp*
"Mmm, what did you put in this it's incredible"
"MY jizz"
"What's that?"
"You'll see"
"thank you so much"
*chomp chomp*
"Mmm, what did you put in this it's incredible"
"MY jizz"
by €v€€♡ November 18, 2022
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Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010
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