jingijangled

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time

IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

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Jesus Jinx January

Little know the legend of JESUS JINX! When Jesus was bron, he said JINX BIATCH so loud that the whole planet shaked like a boner. This is why Ravens are black as a black dick. IN order to not become like a black dick you have to say JESUS JINX BIATCH every silent moment of January (like when you sleep or are at school)

Hey man, you know you should never say?
What dude?
JESUS JINX BIATCH!
(This is why little Jonesy got detention and killed himself)
This is why you HAVE to say JESUS JINX BIATCH even in school or in a funeral!
Jesus jinx January kids!

by Jesus( The one who said JINX) November 30, 2018

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Dr. Jinjie

A man who is an absolute menace to society, he is gang affiliated and his favorite sex position is reverse frosty lumberjack and he also is a doctor who specializes in abortions

Avoid Dr. Jinjie, that man beat the absolute fuck out of that boy kevin and raped his dog

by PkTheArsonist July 4, 2021

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jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

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