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The Family Jewels 

Black lipstick, black dress, yep. This is The Family Jewels era.
The Family Jewels by unicornbae September 8, 2016
1) The testicles.

2) The dice for Dungeons and Dragons. So called because the many-sided dice often look like jewels.
1) That guy got kicked in his jewels.

2) Oops, one of the jewels is missing. Better check under the couch.
jewels by Seer-of-Shadows March 20, 2005

family jewels

johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.
No further explanation.
family jewels by Saints September 22, 2003

family jewels

Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.
"My Family Jewels!".....................
family jewels by RoX April 6, 2005

crown jewels 

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.
crown jewels by chow yung fat June 24, 2003