Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Jessiegasm

The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Jessie J and her ultra sexiness & amazingness!

"Omg did you see Jessie perform DILAD at the MOBOS?"
"Yes I think I had a Jessiegasm it was that hot"

by Jessiegasm October 17, 2011

Jessie Paege

The sweetest, most wholesome meme mom/dad in the whole universe.

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.

by someone you haven't met November 7, 2018

Jessica Biel

This hot ass actress with a perfect ass. Her tits are very round and perfect. every man gets a boner when they see her in movies. she has a lot of talent.

fuck Jessica Biel's ass is amazing

by urban12323 June 15, 2014

Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019

Jessica

A friendly, funny, kind person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's the weirdest person you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the bestest friend you will find

Hey do you know that Jessica girl?
Ya she's really nice and super weird.
Yeah I really want to be her friend.

by Tapatony May 16, 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008