Exploded Jeans

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.

Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.

by Mista C November 8, 2021

clay jensen

a sweet, young, and well-mannered young child

"he's so nice!" "yes, he's exactly like clay jensen!"

by disqualified April 10, 2017

apple bottom jeans

Apparently what you wear with boots wit' the furrr.

"She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club lookin at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

See also baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with the straps.

by Lags May 22, 2008

jeressa

A girl with big hips and a pretty smile. She likes to joke around a lot and smoke broccoli. This girl only comes once in a lifetime, she is very hard to find. She likes to stay ducked off.

Him: Is Jeressa There?
Other: No Jeressa is never easy to find

by Lucas Davis December 22, 2016

betsy jeans

When girls wear jeans that look baggy on their ass, yet fit tight around the legs.

That girl's hot but it's sort of a turn off that she wears betsy jeans. They don't show off her ass at all.

by Rundun October 8, 2011

Tortoise wearing jeans

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).

Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans

by silurianconviction March 10, 2022

Jeonsexual

Only being attracted to Jeon Jungkook from the South Korean boyband BTS

Person 1: "I think that man is really into you, why don't you give him a chance?"

Person 2: "I'm sorry, I'm Jeonsexual."

by Shaquinte September 26, 2020