Jerky Bitch

If you don’t like beef jerky, you probably won’t like Jerky Bitch. Jerky Bitch describes a girl whom has a small figure, mean, paranoid and bitchy. However, this type of the girl usually has a pretty face, and it can be a cloak. To distinguish Jerky Bitch, you need to carefully monitoring her behaviours; asking yourself questions: has she’s been bitchy, mental, and how she’s dealing with others.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.

Jerky Bitch

by Jerky Bitch September 1, 2009

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

Jerky Snood

When a male masterbates then ejaculates across the bridge of a females nose, creating the resemblance of a turkey snood.

Jack jerked off onto Jill's face and thought to himself, what a jerky snood I just gave that turkey.

by Uncle Messy February 23, 2011

jerky face

The epitome of all curse words. Is a noun. Basically means that someone is not worthy of living because of their face. Worse then calling someone a motherf***er
The worst insult you could ever call someone.
Ever.

I hate you! I HATE YOU! YOUR nothing but a stinkin... a stinkin jerky face!

by dadio LP September 12, 2006

jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky

Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.

by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018

Jerky Jam

When your blowing a group of people and you have too many dicks in your mouth.

I was in a gang bang the other day and suffered a jerky jam.

by BChockey7 January 29, 2015

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015