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Jerryism

The religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the Panda god, or his beliefs and practices.

No specific religious practices are practiced however, Jerry is known to live amoung us on Earth and all who acknowledge the many milenia year old panda are rewarded with a long and happy life.
Miranda, "What religion do follow?"
CJ, "Jerryism, but it's not just a religion. It is the definition of life. It frees ones soul."
by TheMouthOfJerry August 14, 2019
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Jerry Anderson

The weird band director of McDowell who walks around with his MacBook and says “Hi” to everyone he knows. You know when he’s coming because you’ll see a tall, bald guy with glasses who walks weirdly. If you see him, you should run because you know he’ll say something to you if you walk by him. Jerry can be funny, but also serious sometimes.
A: “Has anyone seen Jerry at all?”
*Jerry starts to make his way upstairs*
B: “HES ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS. RUN BEFORE JERRY ANDERSON SEES US.”
by jr_sxmnt December 20, 2019
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Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.
I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.
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jerryleecooper

a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.
JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."
by SteveHo January 21, 2008
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jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court
Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.
by theredneckhater April 21, 2006
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Jerky Boys

Two funny ass guys with incredible voices that make kick ass prank calls!
"hello...hello?Bastad"
Sol Rosenberg
by pro #1 August 6, 2003
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Jerky Sack

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.
Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
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