A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.
<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
by Mark Shackelford May 15, 2007
Military acronym for "Just Enough Experience to Post".
Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
How do we explain to the LT that the Jeep managed to set the truck on fire with a fucking burrito wrapper? (actual event)
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.
by Jovat August 15, 2017
etymology: The word jeep does originate as a shortening of the abbreviation "G.P." to the single syllable "Jeep". However, "G.P." is not an abbreviation for "General Purpose" as is commonly believed. The original vehicle designation used by the manufacturer (Ford) for the military "Jeep" was GPW, where G denotes that it was a government vehicle, P denotes that it has an 80" wheelbase (Ford used letters to denote increasing wheelbase; "A" being the narrowest) and W denoting that it was the Willys design.
by WadeW November 30, 2004
Word is used as a less harsh, more socially acceptable and subtle version of "Dyke". Word can be directed at any female who wears excessive amounts of plaid and khaki, has manly characteristics, and expresses affection towards women. Word derived from the vehicle due to the general nature/appearance of the majority of its drivers.
Often used among Field Hockey players.
See also: wrangler
-an "in the closet" Jeep
Often used among Field Hockey players.
See also: wrangler
-an "in the closet" Jeep
by Canadabackwards December 03, 2013
Jeeps are inexpensive civilianized military vehicles which become very expensive very quickly in order to be made into a "good" one, spawning the acronym: j.e.e.p. just empty every pocket.
by adrenalinemasher March 18, 2015
yo woman, you been jeepin' behind my back?
girl 1: whata re you doing this weekend?
girl 2: jasper and I are going jeeping.
girl 1: whata re you doing this weekend?
girl 2: jasper and I are going jeeping.
by cait1234567890 May 15, 2007
Rusty bucket on 4 wheels, normally found stuck in wilderness when it should not have left pavement in the first place.
by Roby! March 15, 2005