jebus

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha

by D.J. J. Caten May 13, 2006

Jebus

1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error

We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!

by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010

jeebz, jeebus

Deriving from the word 'Jesus' or 'Jeez' when used as an exclamation.

"Jeebus that boy is fat!"
"I was only kidding.. jeebz."

by irkensmirken February 11, 2005

jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

by sexylover1million April 5, 2014

Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.

"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"

by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022

Jebebus

A term used by christians in a stroke of excitement not wanting to take Christ's name in vane.

Child interrupting parent intercourse:
"What the fuck son!?!"
"Sweet Jebebus!!!"

by Brett Huizenga June 19, 2008

Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.

Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

by Spirit of Truthiness November 24, 2007