Jaden

The most Fucking badass dude you've ever seen. He'll steal your girl, and then he'll steal your friends, and then he'll steal your soul. He's a fucking legend and can make you laugh so hard your anus comes out your mouth.

Guy: That guy just stole my girl!
You: He stole mine too!
Other Guy: He must be a Jaden.

by Mystic Master April 3, 2018

Jaenus

A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".

"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"

by JJLuver33 October 14, 2011

jaene

a sexy girl with an attidtude. make her mad and she isnt someone you want to pick a fight with but she is a great friend and sticks around even in your lower then low times.

yoooo....shes pissed dont go near jaene right now.

by fifty1 June 28, 2009

Jaren

He sweet, smart, kind, loving, cares for others but doesn't always tell the truth even thought you wish they had because then everything would have been ok you wouldn't have hurt as much or balled your eyes out over him because he told you a lie when he should have just told you the truth but anyways he is amazing before you meet a jaren you don't actually know what love is he the most terrified boyfriend ever no one could replace him never ever u he will be the first that you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of before you go to bed he will be the reason that your living

I love you jaren

by Emma Alonzo June 19, 2017

Jaren

(JAr•en)Jaren is the only type of guy that is HONESTLY a good person. He will always put others before himself. Jaren’s are usually born in October and include the smartest, cutest most Loyal guys ever to exist. They are true friends and if you EVER let one go you’re stupid as HELL. They’ll always be there and are some of the most empathetic and sympathetic people ever to exist. A few are AMAZING musicians and are incredibly humble about it. They are always there, even if you can’t see them. And they’ll stay by your side forever if you just let them.

Some rando: “Oh who’s that cutie?”
Me: “That’s Jaren..”

by Muddy.legend October 8, 2020

Jaden

A cabinet

Jaden is such a cabinet.

by Bloxking12499 February 6, 2020

Jagen

Jagen is a guy that everyone loves. He is extremely talented at everything he does. Has the heart of a lion. Stands up for what he believes in. No one is more loyal to his family, friends and girlfriend/ wife than Jagen. He is in a class of his own. Very handsome, charming, loving man. Friendly, outgoing, creative and has his own unique style that people love to try and follow .. Nobody can ever get too much of Jagen. He's entertaining in any situation. There's nothing he can't do but gets bored with something he's mastered and has to move on to learning new things with a passion like no other has. Jagen is one of a kind and consider yourself lucky if you know him or have him in your life.

Man.., He's no Jagen.. ..

by Darksinious December 16, 2019