Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.

Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?

by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018

Jack jarvis

fat angry ranga

jack jarvis The" fat angry ranga" got pushed in the bush

by Cockandballstorture September 9, 2020

Jarvise

Jarvise is usually an ass. Sometimes can be really sweet and caring. Other times he can just be a complete jerk-off. He has brown eyes and doesn't ever listen to a word you say. He hates listening to other people sing. He can be really sarcastic and offensive.

person 1: Did you hear what Jarvise said?
person 2: What?
person 1: He called me a Slutty Whore!

by IHKHC November 13, 2011

Jarvis

Jarvis means king the greatest up for a good future one of the greatest

Jarvis you are a king up for a good future

by Jervis NY September 25, 2018

faze jarvis

Faze Jarvis is actually insane

Hey ur Jarvis means ur insane at the game Faze Jarvis

by Insaneeee October 3, 2019

Jarvizarding

When in the act of intercourse you throw out your "standard" and then "dragon strike" to plunge into a girls butt hole.

Man after our league session I just couldn't resist Jarvizarding her!

by Kroutons October 28, 2013

Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010