The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
Get the Tek Jansen mug.No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.
Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
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Janeysa is so nice.
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