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captain tatty bo jangles

That's a nice Captain tatty bo jangles you got there.
by Captain tatty bo jangles April 3, 2014
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jankness

A serious of occurrences that are not the result that was expected.
The server is throwing a bunch of errors. What is this jankness?
by preppy325 March 20, 2006
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jankies

like if your bro gets his dick shot off and a dog starts eating it, youd call it a jankies situation.
by adam the masta p playa March 9, 2003
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mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.
Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.
by Jon March 25, 2005
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Jangles

A word created by my good friend Tockers. It is the word for the point in which the Rundle and the Stocker meet on a football goal.
Shit! I just hit the Jangles.
by MatTheFish April 13, 2020
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missa jangles shot

Basically the most illest basketball shot EVER
performed by rolling the ball around your waist 1-2 times while yelling: missa jangles likes his poontang FRESH!
after saying this shoot the ball and everyone will go OOOOOHHHH
What, you got a triple double? whatever, i made a missa jangles shot, and everyone knows that thats like 20 times better!

YO i just pulled of a missa jangles shot

aw man those are more awsome than JESUS
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Breezy Jangles

To have super long pubes that flow in the wind and are long enough to tie jingle bells to. Then to rape a Santa Clause at the mall and jingle hump while saying "Ho Ho Ho you Bitch"
"Dude, I saw a santa Clause at the mall getting it on on with some breezy jangles"

"No way?! that happened to me last week"
by HooooooHoooo May 5, 2010
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