mr. Bo-Jangles

(n) A black man with a penis 14" or longer. In most cases, this is used as a weapon, usually a saber. If you are a Mr. Bojangles, or a Bojangle if you will, then you probably could, and will, kick anybody's ass.

Erik Nelson: "I'm so gay, I wish I could be a Bojangle..."

Mr. Bojangles: "Sheit Cracka, I'll kick yo ass with this shit!" And he did.

by Pimp Master Flex March 30, 2005

bo jangles

Having a 2 and a 4 for the starting hand in Texas Hold 'em. Preferably suited.

I thought for sure my pocket rockets would hold up against the low cards, but Davin whipped out a Bo Jangles! That bastard.

by Fidablo August 25, 2006

mr. Bo-Jangles

the funniest thing i've heard in a long time

the best part is the pecker slap

by hawk March 25, 2005

bo jangles

The best damn thing ever.

That man Bo Jangles be pimpin' cuz!

by Jim January 25, 2005

Bo-Jangles

The initials used by BJ Upton of the Tampa Bay Rays. He's retarded cuz his name is Melvin Emanuel.

Son: Dad, what does the BJ mean for BJ Upton stand for?
Dad: Bo-Jangles son.

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

BO! jangles

a playa or pimp who carries a cane and wears a pink suit with a matching hatThe hat usually has a feather in it.

Brotha, your fresh gears is making you stand out like a BO JANGLES pimp in the middle of watts

by Neil Pomizzle March 4, 2004

Bo Jangles

Usually the largest tosser in the world, or at least in their own world. Its not hard to notice them, due to their large vocabulary, but limited logic.

"OMG dude that was such a superlative act of courage, but alas, for I am o' so much greater and more mighty than you." as said by Bo jangles.

by rugger hodgens May 5, 2009