Jackboots

Thoes cool boots the Nazi's use to goose step with

Jackboots are used for heiling and marching

by The Col. November 27, 2004

Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.

What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.

by mep321 March 19, 2010

jackbotics

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex

Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.

by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015

Jackboy

Someone with supreme loyalty and devotion to their squad; Ready to fuck shit up at any moment;

You see that guy over there, he's my Jackboy so watch yourself.

I heard someone yell Jackboyz and next thing i know the party is a giant brawl.
Tony fucked with a Jackboy once, never heard from Tony agian.

by The True Jackboy January 22, 2014

Cracker Jack Box

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color

Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at

by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007

Jackboy1220

A person who loves and cares for his friends....... sike he doesn’t give two flying fucks if ur getting eaten by a tiger, also has a massive cock and brain.

O shit it’s a jackboy1220 we better not fuck with him or he will face fuck us

by lol not rlly just for fun November 7, 2020

Jackboxing

A sexual act where you take your erect penis, and bend it 90 degrees, then you bend it back, and spin it in a circular motion until you blow.

Jackboxing : Dude, I jackboxed so hard last night I broke my dick!!

by CEOofENo March 22, 2024