Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011

Roblox Intervention Foundation

Some random group on Roblox with 100k+ members, a parody of the SCP foundation, is a SCP game. A group that is plain.

Guy 1: Ey, you heard about that SCPF shit on Roblox?
Guy 2: Yeah, some shitty organization called the Roblox intervention foundation.

by AfterNetwork July 13, 2020

Chuck Norris intervention

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.

I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.

by chaibot175 January 9, 2011

Intervention Noob

Someone who creates a alt account only to use the level one intervention.

Intervention noobs are better than BFG kids.

by Melvin27 September 30, 2018

Intervention clown

Someoene that wants to change the definition of reality.

People that knew the intervention clown well, such as family, knew that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious, and called her the mouth of the south for good reason. The interventions were essentially somebody else or some authority figure pulling some other kid off of her over her mouth in life, but what she didn't realize was that the other kid didn't need anybody's respect any more than she did. Not from coworkers, not from other males, not from anybody, whether they ever had anybody's respect or not. She didn't seem to grasp that she was a bully herself, trying to dominate another group of people (males).

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Phatt Intervention

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.

How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!

by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011

diWine intervention

An act of wine that prevents something bad from happening or causes something good to happen.

That was definitely a diWine intervention when she drank so much wine that she was too drunk to stalk her ex-boyfriend on his date.

Sounds like you need to calm down , relax, and have a diWine intervention.

by Razzie1 April 9, 2019