In-troll-ect: A clever cousin of the ubiquitious internet "troll". They, however, differ in content distribution. The typical troll wants to cause disruption; an introllect will cause disruption while simultaneously making intelligible arguments that conjure up validity which, in turn, makes the original person(s)n accusing of said trolling change his views on the topic, overall. The introllect is crafty and quick witted and WILL always have an opposing view to your own view. His main objective is to change the perception of which you've become fixated on.
Person 1: This guy on the internet just said that the iPhone "was" the best smartphone, but he is making a compelling argument and I think I'm agreeing with him. I have no idea why.
Person 2: Hey, you just came in contact with one of them INTROLLECTS, don't stare at his words, bro!
Person 1: I don't want my iPhone anymore...
Person 2: Dammit, I told you!!!
Person 2: Hey, you just came in contact with one of them INTROLLECTS, don't stare at his words, bro!
Person 1: I don't want my iPhone anymore...
Person 2: Dammit, I told you!!!
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The “men” that we perceive as being tough guys even though all they do is play Simon Says with 17 years olds for 13 weeks and bitch about socks and locks on footlockers and whatnot.
The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.
They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.
If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.
Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.
They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.
If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.
Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
Dude 1 (former Marine): Wow, that Drill Instructor is such a tough guy for attacking that recruit and making him kill himself! It takes very high t-levels to slap another man lightly with no fear of retaliation and say words loudly!”
Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”
Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”
Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”
Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”
Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”
Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”
Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
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Get the instrumental mug.Someone who is partially introverted and partially extroverted. Known to be social and also antisocial at times, depending on mood.
She's an introextrovert. Last night she partied with us but tonight she's playing Halo 3 by herself in her dorm. Maybe she'll come out again tonight?
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Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
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The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.
The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.
The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
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