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instantcumshot

When you walk past guys who eat prunes and watch anime porn and they make eye contact with you and then instantly cum shoots out their dick.
Tova: "Bro, that Asian guy is staring at you"
Simi: *looks up at Asian guy*
Asian guy: has an instantcumshot
by Simdawgg March 25, 2019
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Instant water

Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.
It's instant water! Just add water.
by PlasmaFire3000 November 6, 2009
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B I G R O B U X S C A M
Usually found in popular Roblox games. At any certain point in time, a bot can join, paste this, and leave.
(This is what can be seen in chat when the scam happens)
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has joined the game.
stupidgreedyboi69I just got TONS of ROBUX using rblx.gg! Visit rblx.gg on your browser to generate TONS of ROBUX instantly!
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has left the game.
by Supertrain12 December 23, 2019
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fourth drink instinct

the last drink before someone passes out from too much alcohol.
the drinker usually has asked for "one more" drink before the fourth drink instinct takes effect, letting the drinkers friends know that they are going to pass out.
The fourth drink instinct let us all know that kelcie was about to pass out after one to many vodka shots
by Catyy June 18, 2007
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instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.
John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.
by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009
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instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
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Instanutt

When you see a photo/person/object and instantly either cum inside your pants or make your panties wet
Linda saw a picture of Spongebob and instanutt right in her panties!!
by @DarkDime November 4, 2019
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