Insta-bone

The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.

by Tolley August 27, 2003

instafooled

The term used when your Instagram crush doesn't look like his/her picture in real life. The frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they're a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn't do them any justice.

Merhawit: I met my Instagram crush last night, but he didn't look like ANY of his pictures :(

Natanya: Damn, girl, you were instafooled!

by l0uisian1mal July 20, 2013

InstaBeef

Beef or some form of aggression/hate, between 2 people, formed from an argument or insulting comment on Instagram or any other social media.

I can't believe she made that comment! Now we got #InstaBeef!

by MentallyEvolved September 9, 2018

Instafamous

Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.

If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.

by Unknown reaper7 April 28, 2019

Instacream

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you

Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream

by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

Instagib

Stands for Instant Giblets, referring to one-hit kills in FPS games where the victim is instantly turned into 'giblets', or explodes.

Originated in Quake II and made popular in Unreal Tournament.

I took out my instagib rifle and limbs started flying when I started gibbing all around.

by Zopiac April 12, 2009

insta-hater

someone you've just met and make an effort to talk to that takes an instant and intense disliking to you regardless of whether they have an actual reason for doing so (usually combined with glares or snide comments).

I tried to befriend Sam but she was such an insta-hater that she just iced me out before I even talked to her.

by jilljillbeanbag November 25, 2009