Inkschwuv

Inkschwuv can mean anything or nothing. It can be a random filler word or can have a negative/positive meaning depending on the context.

"John you're an Inkschwuv headass"
"Inkschwuv see you on fortnite"
"Inkschwuv fuck monkeys!"

by DyslexicHacker January 11, 2021

Inkitab

the name given to a baby before the child is actually born, though once the child has been brought to life, the parents decide their child deserves a less humiliating name.

person 1: have you met my daughter alyna?
person 2: i thought you were naming her inkitab...
person 1: yeah, well that was before i saw how cute she was

by inkitab123 July 27, 2011

insta-hater

someone you've just met and make an effort to talk to that takes an instant and intense disliking to you regardless of whether they have an actual reason for doing so (usually combined with glares or snide comments).

I tried to befriend Sam but she was such an insta-hater that she just iced me out before I even talked to her.

by jilljillbeanbag November 25, 2009

Instachub

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.

Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!

by rMace703 May 6, 2011

Insta troll

Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta …

The troll …

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap

Insta troll synchronising my life …

Even when it’s vague …

Must be coincidence…

…

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.

It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.

by joshuaware January 25, 2016

insta-gasm

Giving an instant orgasm by quickly jabbing one's sides near the kidney on one or both sides at once which causes involuntary movement and sometimes unnecessary noises...

Boy 1: I'm going to give that kid an insta-gasm guys...

Boy 2: (After he was given the insta-gasm) (yelling) IT'S SO INSTANT!

by shadow1337 May 23, 2009