inertia

when you can't get off the couch.

"Man, Jessica had so much inertia the other day, she couldn't even get off the couch!"

by smoking-glove December 20, 2012

Iberian Bull Ride

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.

Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!

by #SoNotAJames June 1, 2022

Nipple inertia

the protruding nipples of a perky breast that defy gravity, temperature and logic, they point of their own inertia

you could see the nipple inertia through that wet T-Shirt

by the tao of boobs May 16, 2010

Sleep Inertia

The sensation of being half conscious or only partially awake usually occurring immediately after waking up. It is also accompanied by a desire to continue sleeping.

Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.

by Woody89 July 27, 2012

Inebriaunt

Inebriaunt

Any woman in attendance at a family gathering (ie. a wedding) who drinks to excess. This term is the feminine form of "Druncle".

"With the wedding reception well underway, the more dignified parts of the family bustled their innocent children into the station wagons while the druncles and inebriaunts stumbled around, spilling their drinks and dancing like fools."

"As the family reunion wore on, the druncles were out back smoking cigars and the inebriaunts tried to look dignified while rocking back and forth in front of the stereo."

by Crash II January 9, 2009

Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.

Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.

by Fint June 5, 2012

Emotional Inertia

The amount of emotional stability associated with an individual as it pertains to how dramatic an event is required to move them to an extreme emotional state.

His girlfriend seems to be able to be moved to tears by such a simple thing as a greeting card commercial. That chick has absolutely no emotional inertia!

by SmoovJC November 21, 2012