insemination

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.

My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.

by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017

Insectoid

Coined by Timothy Leary to describe the consciousness of the average joe. It cares only about survival, breeding, and dopamine influx (beer, drugs, sports). It has no higher mind, no real philosophy other than a generic, borrowed, and shallow outlook adopted by its immediate culture. It lives essentially to replicate its genome and any use of intellect beyond this is merely a feedback loop for its ssurvival and breeding goal.

"Watching all the insectoids march along, seem to know just right where they belong"

by Dayrel November 3, 2018

Artifistal Insemination

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.

John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood

by shame-us October 18, 2008

Arm triangle of insecurity

A special pose used by women while taking photographs in an effort to reduce the appearance of arm fat. It is performed by standing at an angle towards the camera, with the exposed arm in an akimbo position. Typically, photos such as these appear on Facebook and dating websites. Also typically, the women who strike such a pose are fat and/or insecure about their body image.

Girl: Hey girls, let's all take a group photo
Guy: Wow look at those fatties using the arm triangle of insecurity, all at the same time.
Girl: Omg, we look amazing!

by dunderball August 14, 2012

ignosecond

1) The moment of clarity just after a boneheaded act, but just before the point of no return, when you realize you've just done something stupid.

In the brief ignosecond after the car door left Jeremy's hand, he realized he'd left his keys in the ignition.

by edenxiii October 21, 2005

Inocenzio

That nigga stank but he kinda thick tho no cap

DAMNNN IS THAT INOCENZIO

by Eat that pope yes 454 September 25, 2019

Inocent

It’s basically “innocent” but you spelled it wrong.

1: Man I’d love to be balls deep in her but she’s too inocent

2: You mean innocent?
1: What’s the difference?
2: You spelled it wrong
1: What do u mean spelled it wrong? We’re talking out loud here!

by PyraSam September 9, 2020