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rectal hyperventilation

A condition where the rectum has a quite rational fear of being penetrated by a large member (again) and therefore has a reaction akin to a "panic attack"-causing the owner of said rectum to faint and therefore become incapable of participating in said sexual act-to the great relief of the rectum.
"Hey Baby-hows about some kinky butt sex"
"Sure Hun-lets go"
Anus...."Fuuuuuuckkkk....Noooooo.....Im still sore and slightly stretched from the last time..noooo..this causes physiological symptoms of "rectal hyperventilation" similiar to a panic attack where the "flight or flight"mechanism is hampered by the butts inability to send nerve messages to the legs to get the fuck away-instead it causes "Baby" to collapse in a faint in a public place making anal sex impossible or at least illegal!
by Iamthecupoftea May 18, 2010
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Hypergenic

The state of being hyper and energetic all at the same time, resulting in an absurd state of manic behavior.
Guy 1: It's like he's a chipmunk on crack!
Guy 2: No, he's hypergenic.
by MikoMaiko August 18, 2010
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Hypertension

Hypertension is a long-term health condition whereby the blood pressure in the arteries is constantly elevated. Blood pressure is the pressure of the blood within blood vessels and is measured in ‘millimetres of mercury’ (mmHg) using two numbers; for example, 120/80mmHg.

According to the NHS, more than one in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure but many won’t even realise it. The only way to find out is by having your blood pressure checked.

Noticeable symptoms of hypertension are rare as the only time someone will notice symptoms of hypertension will be when their blood pressure reaches dangerously high levels. This is known as hypertensive crisis and the symptoms for this include severe headaches and anxiety, chest pain and an irregular heartbeat.

Hypertension puts lots of strain on blood vessels, the heart and other vital organs such as the kidneys. Having high blood pressure increases the risk of the following serious, and potentially life-threatening medical conditions:

Heart Disease.
Heart Attacks.
Kidney Disease.
Vascular dementia.
Strokes.
Heart Failure.
Ways of treating and managing hypertension include:

Watching your diet – Avoid foods high in saturated fat and sugar. Replace them with fruits and vegetables.
Leading an active lifestyle – Begin adding more exercise to your day. Start by walking regularly and then move onto jogging if you can.
My friend has hypertension.
by beny325893276 June 17, 2019
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hyperfenate

the world's classiest fart
If she's a hottie, she hyperfenated; otherwise, the bitch just farted.
by jondougi October 9, 2019
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hyperlink

When you view some web-sites, it shows you links. Links are hyperlinked to a certain url, within a click of that link. Also, webpages are linked/hyperlinked to a different page.
My website has 100 hyperlinked pages.

My site has 4 webpages, hyperlinked of course, otherwise you will not be able to access the pages.
by k's May 23, 2005
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hyperventilate

What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.
Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Hyperventilation

Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.
Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!
by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015
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