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Horny

A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.
"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"
by ManueleBonjele September 14, 2020
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hornyposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board) posts about what is making them horny.
Person 1: Nicholas Cage is so fucking hot he makes me hard
Person 2: quit hornyposting faggot
by madisonyoom October 6, 2019
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horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.
"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."
by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014
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horny

Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.
"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."
by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018
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Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020
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Horny

You watch him walk in with a bulge in his pants. You rip off his shirt as he unbuttons your blouse and you slowly rub your clothed pussy against his erected boner. You tease him and dry fuck him as you devilishly look him in the eye. He grabs you and slams you against the bed licking his lips and gets on top of you. He unbuttons his boxers revealing his 9" monster cock. You grab onto his shoulders and he makes out with you. His dick strokes your cunt and your tongue explores his whole mouth. Your wet pussy intensifies and you suddenly grow so horny you flip him over suddenly. You hop onto his dick and ride it like a cow girl. You move forwards and backwards up and down and bob up and down while he holds your hips. He then throws you back onto the bed so your back arches against the edge and he penetrates your slippery pussy as he bites your tits. You grab onto his shoulder blades as he fucks you deeper and deeper.

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Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka

Mitsukuni Haninozuka, also known as "Hunny" (coming from his last name), is one of the oldest members of the host club in the anime/manga known as Ouran High School Host Club. He is very childish and short for his age.

His cousin of the same age Takashi Morinozuka is usually found right beside him (acting as an accessory of sorts), and typically takes care of him. However the both of them are masters in martial arts.

Hunny has a particularly strong sweet tooth and is almost always seen eating some sugary treat (which, at one point, gives him a very awful cavity).

He is also noted to be carrying around his famous stuffed rabbit "Usa-chan".

Not much is known about his mother, but his father owns a series of dojos for training in martial arts. Hunny had fought him once, and won.

Hunny has a younger brother who doesn't approve of Hunny's lifestyle. He is often bitter towards his older brother and feels almost overshadowed by him.

One of the Haninozuka traditions is to fight upon seeing another family member.
Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka is a dangerous, but cute, fighting machine.
by OuranFan December 31, 2009
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