kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

Horndork

Portmanteau of 'horndog' and 'dork'. Someone greatly interested in sex or talking about it - however, they are too cute to be sexual so they merely come across as dorky and adorable. Can be applied to someone of either gender; usually unintentional.

Person 1: Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!

by RecallTL September 5, 2010

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

by Da Klown February 2, 2019

horner man

someone who you cheat on ur spouse with. commonly used by people from the island of trinidad and tobago.

de horner man run outa de house

by nea_nea August 5, 2008

morn horn

The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.

"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Hornball

a very very horny person who cannot stop thinking about sex or having sex the feeling of sex.

sandra is always thinking about sex and tells tim (her friend) about her kitty getting all wet all the time ... Tim says you hornball!

by Sandra Arambula December 27, 2003