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huorn

an "English Funeral (yeh w/e)" BM band that is headed by Grond. Known for totally ripping off/plagerizing the theme from "Last of the Mohicans" to use in their song titled "Above a mere." Huorn is an anagram of "Huron," a main character in the movie coincidently. Basically the lowest position a band can assume. Hated by true metal and true music fans alike. also see huorny
huorn are the milli vanilli of black metal
by classical-luvr October 2, 2005
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horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk
1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.
by P'tainz March 25, 2011
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Hornaman

A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"
"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"
by Carpentier January 30, 2009
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goal horn

when a hockey player scores a goal in that player's home arena, instantaneously lighting the red lamp thus triggering a horn similar to the likes of a the horn from a train. the goal horn brings about an ecstatic reaction from the crowd and is best accompanied by the "hey song"
The Calgary Flames goal horn gives me chills down my spine. I downloaded the MP3 version of the Flames goal horn to my iPod and I listen to it before I play in my deck hockey league.
by Heshootsandscores February 14, 2010
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shoe horned

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
by Waffletron May 2, 2016
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Cake Horn

An expression for when someone won't shut their pie hole. Coined by Fez Whatley on "The Ron & Fez Show" in early 2014.
Fez: The gay spider wouldn't shut it's cake horn.
by thespidersgay March 12, 2014
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horndog

a guy or girl that is always horny
by darkwingangel February 23, 2011
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