corpse humping

In multiplayer FPS games, to repeatedly crouch on or "hump" the dead body of the person you just killed. Is pretty much pointless, but fun if you want to piss off the other guy.

Red: Hump-hump-hump! *humps corpse*
O'Malley: I'm being violated!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

humping the cube

To engage in a unique or experimental form of masturbation.

"What's wrong with Jon?"

"He was humping the cube last night and his mom walked in. He won't cop to the details."

"Was he using something of hers?"

"I don't think so but he says he can't look her or his dad in the eyes."

"Too bad, that's messed up."

by rantnrave May 9, 2011

Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018

Humping Hose

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.

We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade

by kyle5112 February 20, 2020

facebook humping

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

by Hchamp June 19, 2007

Humping a two boy

A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.

On tent crews we were humping a two boy

by SBSTAFF2010-TNCRTB August 8, 2010

bun humping

The act of sliding a penis in between the ass cheeks, without actually entering the asshole.

"She wasn't down with anal so I resorted to bun humping her."

by Booby Tickler June 1, 2009