havisham

To break up with someone after consciously exploiting their weakness of being in love, in order to reap the benefits (either materialistic or psychological) of said relationship. Often results in devastation on the affected party.

Allison drew Bill in, got some pretty baubles, and then totally havishamed his ass.

by M. Kittens September 2, 2005

Hovik

Armenian name usually given to male babies with abnormally large reproductive organs. Hoviks tend to be the most powerful people, historically defeating Aleksandr and his army of small, black-cocked men.

Hovik’s long white penis grazed the trimmed grass before cutting Aleksandr down.

I think I’ll name my son Hovik. His cock is abnormally large.

by BattleOfCocksCirca1344 August 25, 2019

hoist those cards a little higher!

what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.

"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003

Houish

Coming from the words:
Foolish

Relish
Louse
Moon over
House (in reference to one’s brain)

Finding peace, and relishing in one’s sadness.

A Houish person is someone who can find comfort in their mental hardships.

Not enough to overcome them, but more so to acknowledge and live with them.
Sometimes even finding meaning to their sadness.

He stepped out of the door, and into the rain. It hit his body, making him cold. He looked off into the dark forest, all but the tops of trees invisible in the darkness. He looked for longer, starting to think about himself, about his regrets and mistakes. Houish thoughts filled his head. He would never be fixed, but he was okay with that.

by Hydro Turtle July 18, 2022

stein hoist

(stîn'·hoist), n. Social gathering in which one raises; elevates; esp., lifts with one's arm an earthenware mug filled with fermented liquor; esp., beer.

Dude, you were fucking hammered at that stein hoist last night!

by mentat1678 July 30, 2005

Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012

hoiskerditch

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015