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Smelly Hutchinson

When nasal hair from one nostril strangles your throat while the other nostril hair pulls on your penis
A good way to clear a cold is to have a smelly Hutchinson
by Stiffany85 September 10, 2018
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Hal Hutchins elementary

“Do you go to Hal Hutchins elementary?”
of course I do it’s one of the best elementary schools!”
by NoodlesBoy April 16, 2022
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Hutchinsoned

(verb) Built up, made to feel confident with a false sense of preparation. But then 24 hours later getting royally fucked.
I spent a day with a little hottie, that night it turned out she had a dick. Talk about being hutchinsoned!
by DavePFC February 12, 2009
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a michael hutchins

this refers to the dead IN-XS lead singer, who died wanking on the loo. he got too frisky with an asphyxy wank and perished.

can be used literally for someone who also practises this and takes it too far eg. example1

can be used as a term for anyone who does anything and takes it a bit too far eg. example 2
example 1.
'you hear bout davey?'
'yeh, caught wanking whilst hangin himself'
'thats a michael hutchins right here'

example 2
'for gods sake...i said you could like my ass, not stick a wine bottle up it!'
'sorry'
'its always a michael hutchins with you isnt it?'
by Dantera Quinn September 17, 2007
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Josh Hutcherson

A very hot actor that stars in Little Manhattan ( a great movie to watch in Science class ) and some other movies like Journey To The Center Of The Earth and Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant. One word to summarize Josh Hutcherson? HOT
Nat: I'm sooo bored
Lee: Hey wanna watch Little Manhattan?
Nat: yeah Josh Hutcherson was my childhood crush
by stefdruashjamesmearkin16 June 22, 2011
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Cassidy Hutchinson

New urban dictionary entry

Pulling a Cassidy Hutchinson; to have more balls and spine then the entire team you play for
That Cassidy Hutchinson more balls and spine then the entire MAGA nation
by TheFatElvis June 28, 2022
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Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease

The disease that comes over males when they dont grow a pair testicles to flirt with the one woman they like. The male vagina(*see below) quickly gets infected and the disease quickly spreads to the brain giving the mind assets of a "Vagina Decliner."

(*)The male vagina forms when the male who once was thought of to have balls but now is known that he doesnt. Most occurances are diagnosed when a male wont talk to the girl on the heater.

This disease cannot be infected into shemales.
But can be caught by people who are incredibly close to the line of homosexuality.
Lynn: Natalie is on the heater Zach. Go sit by her.
Zach: im trying to pay attention in class douche.
David: come on you pussy go by her.
Zach:No ass hole.
Brett: Man, you must have been infected the Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease"
by David the Native February 13, 2008
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