Houstonian

A person who lives within or is a native of (born in) Houston, Texas, USA.

That person is a native Houstonian from Texas.

by stevewonder7138 July 20, 2009

Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.

Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!

by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006

brain housing group

What a U.S. Marine calls his head, also known as a grape or a jar head

Now, I want you to store this in your little brain housing group...This is my rifle, this is my gun...This is for fighting and this is for fun.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

by Mindraker November 28, 2009

Houstoned

When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs.

"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"

by 16-bars January 1, 2013

housie

adj Used to describe anyone who has a stable living situation, who is dependent upon their house or apartment. Often used to describe people who have "normal lives" but still hang out with gutterpunks, train-hoppers, and street-rats in their spare time. Slightly affectionate to extremely derogatory, depending on context.

"Man, that chick isn't part of our crew, she's just a fuckin' housie."

by Jenaka July 4, 2008

Allan Houston

A former NBA 2-guard nicknamed H20 because he wore #20 and his jumper was smooth as water. Best known for his stint with the Knicks. A crowd pleaser at the Garden and a good role model.

If you can shoot like Allan Houston you're either lying or you're a robot.

by buffalo333 July 18, 2009