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housetruck

A truck that has been converted to a mobile home. In some countries (New Zealand) this has been taken to an art form. Can also apply to buses, as in 'housebus'.
The modern day gypsies of New Zealand often live in housetrucks.
by caniwinz November 29, 2015
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Hoetard

My hoetard ex girlfriend accused me of giving her herpes,guess she should learn to use protection
by Da Barge May 3, 2019
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Hoetard

A retarded hoe, a hoe that has no idea what's going on, one who when going from guy to guy could get lost.
Suzy: I can't even count the amount of guys I've banged this week!
Me: Ya because you're a hoetard
by Word genius March 30, 2015
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Houseband

Noun. The male version of a housewife. Mostly common in heterosexual relationships where str8 men don’t carry their weight but ideally used in reference to gay relationships.
I’m a houseband shopping in Dubai.
by FredekaStar March 16, 2019
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housetrade

In-house servant. Slave Someone who waits on you hand and foot for an unspecified amount of time, unless otherwise agreed upon during initial arrangements.
Must not be very verbal for their opinion is not valued, and will cause them to be ejected and replaced with the next housetrade in rotation. Housetrade can be punished for defiance, theivery, fraternizing with other housetrade, and slacking.
Someone who offers a life of servitude, including and not limited to sexual favors for yourself, and anyone else you request, washing, cooking, cleaning, babysitting, etc., in exchange for you gracing them with your mere presence.
I may keep the new housetrade in rotation longer than the last one. He eats a mean cootie, keeps my floors clean enough to eat off of,always has a blurnt rolled, gets my coffee just right in the morning, walks the dog, doesn't shrink my clothes in the laundry, and he licks toes. Damn shame I don't know his name. Oh well. Housetrade! Come make me a sandwich.
by Crashington Coutois September 3, 2009
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housewarming gift

A weird or unusual object that's bought for new homeowners by friends or family.
Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"
by Kdougan November 20, 2016
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horsetard

A person who is stupid and looks like a sad fucking horse
Justin Bieber is a horsetard.
by Junkratmaster55 February 18, 2018
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