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situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009
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hopless

1. The state of not being able to hop
2. A misspelling of 'hopeless'
"He couldn't jump over the rock, he was hopless."
by PΣП April 12, 2016
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Hotness rating

The Hotness rating is a rating out of 10 that you give to a person of the opposite sex. The hotter the person, the higher the rating. Therefore, Scarlett Johansson is regarded as a 10/10, and Rosie O'Donnell scores a lowly 1/10.
Dude 1: Hey, i scored with this chick last night!!
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.
by Peter Von Schnitzel August 14, 2007
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Extremely Beautiful Hotness

A girl who is extremely beautiful, hot, and has a great personality
by Tyler August 22, 2003
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hotness

(n.) how hot a person is, the quality of being hot
"Oh my God, hotness overwhelming! I'm losing control...quick John, get in front of me so she won't see my hard on."
by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
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awesome hotness

- the most awesomest wrestler who could kick your hiney in anything.
- the ability to just make girls (and at times, boys) cream their pants on the spot.
- is so l337, they can put chuck norris to shame.
- uncommonly known as a rich berkowitz
- and most of all, is definitely, over 9000
"he just killed that baby."
"it's okay, he's awesome hotness."

"is that jesus?!"
"no, it's awesome hotness."
by chocolate wonder February 27, 2009
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Guy hotness appreciation month

This is celebrated throughout the entire month of September. In this month all the girls and women out there can appreciate how hot guys are as much as they want, and no one will care except for themselves. A great month to stare at your crush all day.
Person 1: Uh... why are you staring at Nick?
Person 2: Didn't you know? It's guy hotness appreciation month! I can ogle him all I want all month.
by N@y September 24, 2011
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