horse piss shower

Taking a shower where the water temperature is luke warm or tepid. Caused by heavy demand of water heater's supply of hot water through heavy hot water use--other people taking showers or baths, laundry or dishwasher, etc. The temperature of the water is far from invigorating or comfortable. The water is barely warm, just like horse piss.

Hal: Are you expecting alot of company for Thanksgiving vacation?

Frank: Yes, my son, his college roommate, my in-laws, aunt, uncle and cousins will all be at my house. I'll have to make sure I'm the first one in the shower, otherwise I'll have to take a horse piss shower.

by Graycat April 5, 2009

mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss

by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014

Horsepussy

A grotesque, emotional creature often female that practices promiscuous behavior, complains often, and has an unusual appetite for hay and male genitalia. Such creature often expels an odor of raw fish and eggs. Rarely would a horsepussy be seen in public except in the presence of a large male population or swimming pool. A horsepussy releases an earpiercing sound when excited or in heat (which is often) and extremely dangerous. A horsepussy should not be approached under any circumstances and those who encounter one shall run the opposite direction because a horsepussy is capable of gnawing, burning, and destroying various parts of the human body upon contact.

Woah, I saw this disgusting horsepussy in Denver today she almost got me man!" "Dude, that sucks I ran into a horsepussy in Council Bluffs and had to get rabies shots for weeks.

by AblackMan389 June 15, 2011

horseism

Over time as a ma hits puberty, their chin area becomes elongated like the neighing animal

Lucy: why is your face so longbow, Adam?
Grace: horseism

by Mika6666666 November 9, 2020

sack of horse piss

Term used to describe something that is of no use whatsoever - usually using during an attempt to install a Microsoft product on a Windows OS.

Arg, that Bill Gates, he's about as much use as a Sack of Horse Piss.

by Stationmiek October 27, 2006

Horsepire

A mixture between a horse and a vampire; often referred to fowl or homely looking people

"Beth looks a lot like a horsepire. I can't believe that girl has any friends."

by TheRingBearer98 March 3, 2009

Horsedisease

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011