honswoggle

To absolutely devour something. To gobble something up so bad it’s concerning. Eating something like it’s your last meal. -TTP

“You absolutely honswoggled that school lunch, eat eat eat headahh.”

by Common_Logic August 12, 2022

hornswaggle

The act of warming up in pickleball.

Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly.

Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.

by IKOB3AST June 2, 2023

Hornswaglled

Hornswaglled- The meaning behind this word is pretty much flabbergasted to a new extent, such as when you catch your bestfriend fucking your 80yr old grandpa on the sidewalk, in that exact moment you are indeed hornswaglled or rather horny at that moment

Girl- Dude did you see the video of the girl getting fucked by 80 different black dudes at once?
Boy- Yea I was absolutely hornswaglled

by Hornswaglled November 20, 2021

horndoggles

When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.

Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.

by chris rue May 18, 2009

hornswaggling

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Hornswaggle

When one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral sex

My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.

by furrbrit December 27, 2013

hornswoggled

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003