A doggy style sex position utilized by men whose stomachs have become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomachs hang down covering their genitals (see also "Awning"). The man hoists his belly onto the back of his partner, thus exposing his genitals and permitting him to have sex.
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Someone who is so obsesed with holister that they where the short skirts with flip flops that holister sells in the dead of winter. They buy their very expenseive leggings which are suposto keep them warm ( which they of course don't) and look like an idiot freazing their ass off. They also spend tons of money on riped jeans that have so many holes in them they are barley held together just because of the brand name. Someone who only shopes at holister becaues of the brand name and basicaly only wears clothes from holister.
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Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.
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Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.
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Person #1: So, where are you going for the holidays?
Person #2: Nowhere.
Person #1: Having a holistay, then?
Person #2: I guess.
Person #1: More time to watch some clips from the Daily Show, eh?
Person #2: Begone already!
Person #2: Nowhere.
Person #1: Having a holistay, then?
Person #2: I guess.
Person #1: More time to watch some clips from the Daily Show, eh?
Person #2: Begone already!
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The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
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