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Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.
Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.
by Pooper123123 January 3, 2009
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J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person
You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.
by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004
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Mood Hoover

Someone who sucks the soul out of you and not in a good way.

Drains you of all positivity through their need to be negative and moody. If they aren't whinging they're not happy...which is the irony!
Here comes the mood Hoover, I wonder what they have to whinge about today.
by admicu September 1, 2016
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Derpy Hooves

A grey pegasus pony and minor character in the cartoon series My Little Pony. She is best known for her clumsiness and cross-eyed gaze. Originally named Ditzy Doo, she quickly became a favorite among bronies. She likes muffins and delivering mail.
Derpy Hooves can count to muffin. She is not a clever pony.
by laofmoonster April 17, 2011
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Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.
Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.
by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021
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ben harris has hooves

A phrase with many possible interpretations. Most commonly it is used to exclaim surprise and joy similar to "who'd have thought it?!" Derives from a character (Ben Harris) who grew hooves and surprised and delighted everyone with them in equal measure.
Ben Harris has hooves, we made it to the final!
by rawhidecopper February 28, 2009
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hoover maneuver

1. An abortion;

2. Giving someone a hickie;

3. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

4. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Often associated with Borderline Personality Disorder. A hoover ;

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum. A blowjob;

7. Purposely taking advantage of others by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. I got her pregnant. Cost me $750 for the hoover maneuver and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
2. If you go out with Justin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from the hoover maneuver. A stun gun will help, too.
3. I shredded the lamp cord – sorry mom – bad hoover maneuver. Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
4. My BPD ex-girlfriend tried a hoover maneuver – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her. WTF?
5. IBM used a hoover maneuver to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover maneuver. I got an upright model. Primo!
7. Marcus acquired all his lawn tools using the hoover maneuver. I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
by wiki-dude September 15, 2010
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