Definitions by laofmoonster

Rule 621 

If it has animals, there is furry porn of it. A subset of rule 34. Named for the furry imageboard e621.

"My niece couldn't spell Ratatouille so I Googled it for her, and we accidentally found Ratatouille porn. Why, internet, why?"
"Because rule 621."

Rule 621 by laofmoonster August 30, 2013

Murdoch blocked 

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.

"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."

Murdoch blocked by laofmoonster September 4, 2011

Derpy Hooves 

A grey pegasus pony and minor character in the cartoon series My Little Pony. She is best known for her clumsiness and cross-eyed gaze. Originally named Ditzy Doo, she quickly became a favorite among bronies. She likes muffins and delivering mail.

Derpy Hooves can count to muffin. She is not a clever pony.

Derpy Hooves by laofmoonster April 17, 2011

Sergal 

A fictional species of sentient, furry animals with canine and avian traits. Invented by Trancy Mick.

A sergal may eat or rape you, and possibly at the same time.

This sergal WILL rape you, and you WILL enjoy it.

Sergal by LaofMoonster October 30, 2010

Oak Tree Road 

A road in Iselin and Edison, NJ, known for its large number of Indian residents and stores. Just by looking at the license plates, it's evident that people dive for hours to shop there.

Off of Oak Tree Road in Edison are the Hilltop Apartments. Most of the stores are in Iselin, but they've been spreading East into Edison, little by little.

Me: There are a lot of Indians in Edison, especially on Oak Tree Road.
Friend in India: I know, I've been there before.
Me: WTF?

Oak Tree Road by LaofMoonster January 15, 2009