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Saxon Hook

A man who makes extremely bahahahaha jokes and makes everyone giggle when he says something or does anything funny, classical laughter and very contagious laughs when the term Saxon Hook is used.
Lance has made a funny he can been seen as doing a Saxon Hook
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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internet hooker

A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.
The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.
by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016
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Hook Ass Breezy

A female who expects compensation for sex, has a nice booty, and isn't the brightest but her body and face make up for her lack of confidence and intelligence.
Damn bro, after our 2nd date that hook ass breezy stuck me with a bill, the sad part is, I'm going to pay it to see her again.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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Hook, line and sinker

A phrase stated after something/someone has been easily fooled or lured in. It has its roots in fishing lingo, referring to a fish having fallen for the bait easily; swallowing the hook, the fishing line, and the sinker along with it.
I jus' put out a sign this mornin' readin', 'BABY HOGGS 4 SALE CHEEP. CAWT WILD YESTIDDY'. Boy, I ain't neva' seen so many folks come runnin' to the ranch! Leetle did they know I breed them hawgs muhself. Tee hee! Hook, line and sinker! Haw haw!
by phurtive July 2, 2011
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Hook you up

The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.
Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!
by DeeeFoo May 4, 2017
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hookdag

A word used by a guest on The Daily Show to describe "like a hooker, just a different word".
Jason J: "I'm sorry, Hookdag?"
Chris F: "Y'know, like a hooker, just a different word!"
by Maxx Lobo August 11, 2007
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Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.
"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.
by firedragon45 December 7, 2010
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