hunkus

Hunkus-noun; word describing one's rear end. Specifically hunkus can be used to reference just the area around the anus.

I fell backwards and landed on my hunkus.

Behave or I will have to spank your hunkus

by John Dodson November 8, 2008

hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic

"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city

by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009

Hunkus Munkus

Small stuffed-toy animal. Allegedly a monkey, though more closely resembles a very hairy baby. Has been known to disappear once owner reaches a certain age/maturity level.

Girl: 'Mum, where is Hunkus Munkus?'
Mother: 'He went to live on a farm.'
Girl: 'Waaaahh.'

by cutgirl October 13, 2010

honkystador

People of pale European descent buying /leasing land in enclaves in Central and South America.

The honkystadors have expanded beyond Belize and are hunting for properties in Colombia and Ecuador.

by The Paleness April 27, 2019

Honkubine

A pretty and talentless white girl who is kept by a wealthy man for fornication only

Melania is such a honkubine!

by LadySardonicus September 24, 2019

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

premature honkulation

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.

a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

by justinhenrywalker February 26, 2008