homoencephalitis

homoencephalitis is an infectious disease in the brain of a homosexual, causing irritation and swelling (inflammation) of the brain, usually due to infections.

Symptoms include:

* Clumsiness, unsteady gait

* Confusion, disorientation

* Drowsiness

* Fever

* Headache

* Irritability or poor temper control

* Light-sensitivity

* Stiff neck and back (occasionally)

* Vomiting

Dude1: Why's that guy acting all weird? Maybe we should help him?
Dude2: NO WAY DUDE! - He's prob'ly got homoencephalitis, or somethin' !!!

by H.A.D.E. October 22, 2010

Hoemance

A word invented by Gretal Killeen on Rove. An equivilant of a bromance, including two girls who share a sisterly, non-romantic love.

Jessica: Those girls are like sisters, I wish I could have a hoemance like that with my friends.

by Lauren shyaaa ! June 5, 2009

Hoemance

When 2 slutty people are attracted to each other for purely physical reasons, but aren't actually in a relationship.

Kerry: Hey Alice, have you seen those 2 on Facebook? They're always flirting...

Alice: Yeah, they're so slutty though! I reckon they must be in a hoemance.

by ALICEHARRIS July 9, 2011

homomateriality

made up of single, particularly gay material

I appreciate the homomateriality of this minimalistic metal bowl

by biobiobio January 17, 2017

homance

Bromance between girls

Katy and Kendal have really tight homance.

Jacob is totally jealous of their homance.

by Unk the Shemale April 18, 2018

homononce

A nonce who is also gay as fuck.

"Did you hear? Jerry full slept with a younger man."
"What a fckn homononce"

by Monsieur.Bean September 28, 2020

homance

When 2 straight females have a really close friendship with strong love and affection towards one another. It is like a bromance for females... The word originated when Shannon Marsh needed a better word to describe her friendship with Jackie Finn.

Versatile. Homance can be used as a verb, noun, pronoun, adjective, or any other part of speech.

"Wow, Jackie and Shannon talk non-stop and have become really close"
"I know, they have a total homance going on"

"I homance love you"

"I am homance excited for CMU's Homecoming Tailgate"

"Homance on over to the bar and get us some shots"

by Private48858 September 19, 2009