Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017

Holding the boom

Holding the boom refers to someone who likes to watch the act of intercourse however never get involved. These people are betas and often have surreal forearm strength. They are typically cucks and would almost rather watch instead of chiming in. If you don’t know what a boom rod is then you’re probably the one holding it.

Richard: hey, did you see that guy watching them from the tree outside their window?
Owen: yea, he’s probably holding the boom.

by Mooncricket6969 March 17, 2021

holiday heart

sudden, acute chest pains brought on by excessive vacation partying including hard drugs, fatty foods, and alcohol;

I partied all weekend and caught a bitchin case of holiday heart

by berndt.eric May 24, 2007

Holiday Fat

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.

"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."

by chchchewy January 1, 2010

Holdin' Heavy

When one seriously needs to defecate, the feeling of needing to have a bowel movement.

"Wow Gary, I'm seriously holdin' heavy here. Can I use your can?"

by GayJM March 26, 2010

Holiday Queef

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

by Smee487 July 18, 2010