Lou Holtz

radio-friendly term for the schlong, coined by the sports junkies.

Ever since I waxed my lou holtz, it looks like a Sifl & Olly outtake.

by tha jizzle June 12, 2004

hotznatch

a hot biznatch, a term of endearment for a girlfriend

This group of hotznatches are going to tear up the dance floor!

by Lo_Lo March 11, 2010

hotzed

The act of spitting out any type of liquid that is in your mouth because you thought something was funny but really it wasn't

Dude that last text was great! I hotzed all over my room!

by AZTEC 19 November 15, 2010

hootzilla

A fanatic collector of owl toys, owl sculptures, owl art work and perhaps owl taxidermy. They like or love owl stuff, ALOT.

Killa hootzilla up in chilla skrilla villa

by mingeblood July 12, 2011

hotzendorf

noun.
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature

verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it

I just hotzendorfed my life tremendously, bro.

by gunner13 July 17, 2017

hoity toity bitch

A hoity toity bitch thinks her poo don't stink. She will rip your heart out and eat you alive if you let her. But she really ain't going to do nothing. She thinks everyone should wait on her hand and foot. Don't do it. You will just feed her need to be an extra hoity toity bitch.

That girl is such a hoity toity bitch, always needing something.

by Nicki Courn May 10, 2018

Holtzapple

Another name for someone who rapes kids for watching porn on their ipad.

Wow Johnny, That girl just got Holtzappled.

by shonkocharles July 20, 2021