Horia

My BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST friend, he loves cars, and legos, and shit like that, he is a very cool kid swag person.

Horia is cool.

by Minecraft Noobie November 16, 2020

Hoerider

Hoerider is a guy that like to only have sex with hoes or dirty girls.

That guy tried to talk to me but I turned him down cause hes a hoerider.

by lilprincess* October 4, 2010

hairicide

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had

dude, you commited hairicide!

by eferdemo February 26, 2015

horim

Horim has the haircut of a london soldier. When horim laughs, his vision disappears. Horim has one of the smallest gochus in the entire world. Horims teeth are so yellow that when cars see them they slow down. Horim has 500 tutors but still flunks every class without the help of pshi7. Horim is a gay xbow user and is shit at the game. Horim is gay.

Common phrases:

I just flunked my maths class, what a horim lee moment.

My gochu is one millimeter. That means I am horim Lee

I cannot see. I am horim lee.

I watch kdrama. I am gay.

Horim commonly says : Please refer to me as They/Them.

by ByungShinMan LEE November 29, 2021

Event Hairizon

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.

Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.

by Robotmike January 19, 2010

Horiah

A person of Romanian descent who is both a Gypsy and a Vampire.

Person A: Dude, someone bit me in the neck and drank my blood while I was sleeping! They also stole my internal organs and my baby!

Person B: Must have been a Horiah!

by Shu Fek August 11, 2009

hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

by Tony November 15, 2004