hoin'

The act of going out and looking for ho(s). Usually used with non-pimps who want to be pimps. Also spelled 'hoing'.

Tom: Hey, Joe, why are you walking around the block so many times?

Joe: Cause I'm hoin'.

Tom: But you aren't a pimp.

Joe: But I want to act like one, cause I think pimps are the shizz

by Rednaxela666 April 17, 2009

Hoin

A hoin is when you are very calm and friendly and flip shit for no apparent reason. They can go from sleeping to killing in .2 seconds. Its bi-polar on steroids.

My boss will hoin me if he finds out i drank his coffee.

by ScrotumLick June 5, 2011

HoinK

The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

hoiny

The crevice between your thigh and shin
Very lickable.

" GUURRRRRL. AIDAN LICKED MY HOINY"
"your hoINY?! I could use a good hoiny licking right about now"

by hoinylicker July 21, 2017

HONH

the grand noise an ostrich makes

the ostrich HONHed so loudly smai jumped 20 feet in the air

by Matt March 2, 2004

HINH

Husband I Never Had, a girl's (or boy's) best friend (either girl or boy).

My HINH got me my favorite wine with dinner.

#hinh #hinhforthewin

by Melissa_HINH June 25, 2015

hornhorn

A very majestic man. Half man/ half unicorn. He will eat you if he is hungry enough, so stay clear of him around 3:00 p.m. His mom may or may not be Superman.

Wow! You sure are making HornHorn horny!

by oldmanjohnson1894 October 26, 2015