Rogers Memorial Hospital

Also known as the Rodge Lodge, a place where people go to stay for CBT, Boost Plus, and tears. Start your day with being weighed and then a cold shower. Then come on down to the group room and become bored out of your mind. We’re eating six times a day but at least you’ll meet amazing Boost Buds, a.k.a. the greatest people you will ever meet. We’re here for a good time, not for a long time. So sit down (because standing is frowned upon), get anxious, and write down random tallies in your ban book and random numbers on your exposure records.

Oh no, we’re driving past the Rogers Memorial Hospital sign. Things aren’t looking so great if you’re driving into the parking lot at the Rodge Lodge.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

super busy hospital 2

A video game which you have to take care of all the people that have been shot in the other games

Guy 1:Hey man what are you playing?
Guy 2:super busy hospital 2. Leave me alone I have to do surgery on this guy that bot shot in the head 57 times.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

Southern Hospitality

Southern Hospitality is a family, or individual helping another, just because its the right thing to do. People call it Southern Hospitality because people from the South are known to be nice folks. If someone comes knocking on the door needing food, or a place to stay for the night, most people down here will gladly help.

random person knocking on the door- Hello Ma'am, im in terrible need of some food, do you think you've got a little to spare?
Woman-Yes sir, just come on in and ill fix you up a plate!
random person-Thank you for your Southern Hospitality ma'am

by southern belle. August 15, 2009

Hospital

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

Hospital Pass

A pass usually in a contact sport such as football, lacrosse and hockey, that usually leaves the receiver of the pass injured because they were trying to receive the pass and while concentrating on the pass got the shit knocked out of them. This often occurs in football when the quarter back throws a lob and the receiver is concentrated on catching the ball and the safety comes and hits him very hard. Also occurs in lacrosse and hockey. Most hospital passes are justified as a legitimate attempt to win the game, while some are for that one person on the team you really hate and hope they get injured trying to receive this pass. Common injuries resulting from hospital passes are Conclusion and loss consciousness, broken ribs, and bruises.

Play by play man: And Tom Brady takes the snap, he throws a high lob to randy moss. . . and . . . oh my goodness randy moss just got knocked out. That was one heck of a hospital pass by Tom Brady. I hope Randy Moss recovers

by laxman95 November 3, 2009

Hazleton General Hospital

The only hospital in Hazleton, PA 18201, with a functioning emergency room.

An unidentified man died in the waiting area of Hazleton General Hospital. He bled to death, because of the wait behind thirty illegal immigrant tweenage bitches checking to see if they were pregnant.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

Hospital sick

The state of being for an object, event, or person when they are extremely cool or awesome. Originates from a dissertation on radical expressions from Petreas.

Dude I found my Sega Genesis in my closet yesterday, and started playing the original Sonic... It was hospital sick bro.

Yeah today in math Petreas was rocking some hospital sick sideburns. Man it was awesome.

by Annoying guy in trig November 17, 2009