A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
Get the Dirty Hoffman mug.A move in which a man, preferably a frat-star/bro-king, fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.
Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
by Brobi one knobi November 5, 2009
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A revolutionary and member of the Yippie movement during the 60s and 70s. Wrote many controversial books (Steal This Book, Revolution For the Hell of It, among others) and was involved in many protests sometimes described as "guerilla theater". He was known for bringing the protests to the common man and making them interesting by using symbols and images instead of dull speaches and wordy pamphlets. Was iconified in Steal This Movie. May possibly be the greatest American in history, and the American equivalent to Che Guevarra. Everyone should learn about this guy and the movie is a great place to start. He's a hero.
Abbie Hoffman and his band of protesters stormed the Stock Market at Wall Street and through handfulls of dollar bills down at the businessmen below and watched them scramble for it. Besides being mildly funny, it was a powerful symbol for the greed of this nation.
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Get the Abbie Hoffman mug.Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.
Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017
Get the Lewis Hoffman mug.Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.
by HazfordaPM April 5, 2018
Get the thomas hoffman mug.During sexual intercourse, when you proceed to bite off your partners pants and sneak a pair of glasses on their unexcpecting anus. Add freckles to taste. Feel free to scream out "ELLIZABETH!", "DONNA","BIGFANYYPANTIES!" , or "WATCH OUT KIDDOS!"
"Dude, why are your kneecaps so pickly?"
"Ugh, Trevor gave me a damn Donna Hoffman last night...twice."
"What?why'd you let him do it twice?"
"I broke the first pair...he was hiding a secondT_T"
"what a perv!"
"yeah, he be crushin'. "
"Ugh, Trevor gave me a damn Donna Hoffman last night...twice."
"What?why'd you let him do it twice?"
"I broke the first pair...he was hiding a secondT_T"
"what a perv!"
"yeah, he be crushin'. "
by hideharu June 22, 2009
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