Hobnocker

Someone who masturbates in a public bathroom. Its illegal.

Your mom is a hobnocker.

by iksneduf epoh August 28, 2009

Hobogle

To be ogled by a hobo or bum. Generally makes females who live in cities quite uncomfortable.

You're guaranteed a hobogle a day walking down North Avenue.

by Xenola September 17, 2005

hobnobling

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull

Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!

by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008

hobogrammer

A computer programmer who makes $100,000 per year but is homeless because of the ridiculously high rents in the Bay Area

I've got my tent and solar panel set up by the 5th street overpass like a mad hobogrammer

by realsiliconvalley February 19, 2013

Hobnob

To dip your penis into a friend's drink when visiting the toilet in a bar

Chas went to the toilet so I hobnobbed his pint of lager

by webmills August 14, 2019

hobnocker

a gross and a illegal person which is a hobnocker

Billy is a hobnocker

by Random85 May 26, 2014

Hobnocker

A person (usually male) who has forceful sexual intercourse (also known as rape) or molests a small animal.The word was created in ICarly and is actually a very old slang term used in the southern areas (many generations ago)

"He called me a hobnocker!" Exclaimed Miranda

"A what?" David asked
"A person who rapes small animals."
David then gasped with his mouth wide open.

by mElonie June 15, 2015