hobbit cock

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"

by sam madsen July 6, 2007

Hobbit's Leaf

A slang term referring to Cannabis commonly known as pot or weed.

"Man can I get some hobbit's leaf from you later tonight?"

by Jason Nelson April 3, 2006

hobbit bob

Misunderstood term when attempting to say "Harvard Bar" in a bad Boston accent while quoting Good Will Hunting.

You: "so this is a Haah-vahhd Bah, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall"

Friend: "Hobbit bob? What the fuck is a hobbit bob?"

by deviousrlm October 21, 2009

Hobbit Crotch

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

by Chikaleen March 30, 2007

Hobbit Love

An almost, but not homosexual love between two very close friends. This type of love refers to the love shared by Sam and Frodo in The Lord of the Rings series.

My friend and I went to the movies together. My friend looked embarrassed so I told everyone that we had Hobbit Love.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009

chasing the hobbit

Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.

I woke up in the hospital after a long night of chasing hobbits.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

by Miscreant December 9, 2008