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Hobbit

Offensive term for a small gay person, derived from the JRR Tolkein book Lord of the Rings in which sam and frodo seem to become rather fond of one another...
Dwarfism + Gay bar = Hobbit
by NakedSnake March 5, 2005
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Hobbit, v: to bring futile and destructive industrial action at the last minute.
It would be reassuring if the Council of Trade Unions would confirm now that it will not Hobbit the Rugby World Cup.
by GollumMyPrecioooouuuuus October 28, 2010
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- an imaginary being similar to a person but smaller and with hairy feet; invented by J.R.R. Tolkien

- Ted Thomaidis

(noun)
"You better not be calling me a HOBBIT!!"
by The Hobbit @ GMAIL May 1, 2008
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A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used Shit Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyranus shitheads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (gay asshole nabbing diapers after licking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".
(Hobbits): Small people getting paid more than me.
by ro91 December 28, 2005
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A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!

Person 2: You mean the nazi?!

Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!

Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!

Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007
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She is such a hobbit
by Beboy35 October 21, 2014
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you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock
My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit
by bob hastle February 20, 2005
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